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CURRICULUM VITAE: July, 2003
Vernon Lois Quinsey, B.S., M.S., M.D., D.D., Ph.D., C.Psych., L.L.D. (Hon), F.R.C.P. (U.K.), P.K.U., STP, F.R.S.


PLACE AND DATE OF BIRTH:
Rosedale, Ontario, 1959

ADDRESS:
Psychology Department,
62 Arch Street
Queens’ University, Kingston, Ontario, K7L 3N6
Email: quinseyv@post.queensu.ca


REGISTRATION:

  • Registered as a Psychologist in Ontario.
  • Registered jet pilot.
  • Registered as a Health Service Provider in Psychology.
  • Registered as a SCUBA instructor.
  • Registered as a Recreational Pharmaceutical Supplier.
  • Registered Empathy Provider.

EDUCATION:

  • B.S., Harvard, 1966.
  • M.S., Yale, 1968.
  • Ph.D., Oxford, 1970.
  • D.D., MIT, 1972.
  • M.D., McGill, 1974.


POSITIONS:

  • Recumbent.
  • Reclining.
  • Relaxed.
  • Redolent.
  • Relapsed.



Academic

TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

 

Rel. 200. Christianity before Jesus.

Psy. 302. Psychological theory after Quinsey.

Med. 950. Third World surgical and hygiene techniques.

 

 

                                                                    Professional

 

ADMINISTRATIVE EXPERIENCE:

 

Supervising cashier, Mac=s Milk, Midland, Ontario, 1982-88.

Social Secretary, Young Conservatives of Canada, 1988-present.

 

PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZATIONS:

 

Fellow of the Royal Society

Order of Canada

Order of Brazil

Mike Harris Amateur Civility Service Award

Order of Sears

 

ACADEMIC AND PROFESSIONAL HONOURS:

 

Grand Prefect Award, Uppersnot College, Toronto.

Bayonne Deciduous Tree Worshippers Holy Bark Fellowship.

Who=s Who in the Galaxy.

Nobel Prize (declined).

Nobel Peace Prize (declined).

 

EDITORIAL BOARDS:

 

Science

Nature

Psychological Review

New England Journal of Medicine

Plant and Soul Science

 

CONSULTANT POSITIONS:

  • Consulting Psychologist to Queen Elizabeth II.
  • Theological Advisor to the Vatican.
  • Physician to the Queen Mother.


 

EXPERT TESTIMONY:

  • The Geraldo Rivera Show: Transvestism, Transexualism, and Transylvanian Disclosures.
  • The Jerry Springer Show: It takes one to know one: Perversion among ATSA members.


 

PUBLICATIONS TO MAY 1998

BOOKS:

Quinsey, V.L. (1997). The scientific scandal of the century: Watson and Crick stole my data! Sleazedale, N.J.: Self Promotion Press.

Quinsey, V.L. (1998).(Ed.). The Wundt Papers. Kingston, Jamaica: Hemp Products Inc.
 

ARTICLES:

Skilling, T., Beninger, R. & Quinsey, V.L. (1993). Differences between mice and men are solely attributable to measurement error. Nature, 135, 3017-3019.

Harris, G.T. & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). Severity ratings made by a representative sample of Barrie residents of C.Psych. font size misdemeanours in comparison with number of underage clients slept with. Psychology Kollegy Newsletter, 1005, 277-290.

Jones, G.B. & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). One born every minute: Bamboozling research ethics committees. Transactions of the Philosophical Society, 200, 1-39.

Atkinson, J.L., & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). Unlimited liability of Day Care Board Members. Canadian Law, 32, 81-85.

Jones, G.B. & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). Was he on my caseload? Unlimited liability of Forensic Directors. Journal of Paper Coverage Insurance, 20, 16-17.

Lalumiere, M.L., Seto, M. & Quinsey, V.L. (1995). Don=t be last: Euthanasia and later born males. Asymmetry, 69, 112-118.

Varney, G.W., & Quinsey, V.L. (1995). Teaching staff to deescalate violence: Mace in the face when they=re turning blue. Journal of Real Gentle Restraint Techniques and Ammo, 12, 125-137.

Atkinson, J.L. & Quinsey, V.L. (1996). Creative bookeeping and neutralizations among former Day Care Board Members. Prison for Women Journal, 12, 16-32. (distributed by Corcan).

Lieb, R., Berliner, L., & Quinsey, V.L. (1996). Not so bad: A three day followup of released sexual predators. False Memory Syndrome Bulletin, 46, 8-20.

Theresa, M., Diana, L., & Quinsey, V.L. (1996). Compassion fashion: Ergonomically designed carewear. Toronto Sun, 15, 20-22.

Quinsey, V.L. (1998). Straight up: Heterosexuality among the ATSA. American Anthropologist, 32, 125-133.

Rice, M.E., Harris, G.T., Quinsey, V.L., & Cormier, C. (1998). Old wine in older bottles: Recycling the VRAG for shut-ins. Gerontology, 99, 7-11.

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