CURRICULUM VITAE: July, 2003
Vernon Lois Quinsey, B.S., M.S., M.D., D.D., Ph.D., C.Psych., L.L.D. (Hon), F.R.C.P. (U.K.), P.K.U., STP, F.R.S.
PLACE AND DATE OF BIRTH:
Rosedale, Ontario, 1959
62 Arch Street
Queens’ University, Kingston, Ontario, K7L 3N6
Rel. 200. Christianity before Jesus.
Psy. 302. Psychological theory after Quinsey.
Med. 950. Third World surgical and hygiene techniques.
Supervising cashier, Mac=s Milk, Midland, Ontario, 1982-88.
Social Secretary, Young Conservatives of Canada, 1988-present.
Fellow of the Royal Society
Order of Canada
Order of Brazil
Mike Harris Amateur Civility Service Award
Order of Sears
ACADEMIC AND PROFESSIONAL HONOURS:
Grand Prefect Award, Uppersnot College, Toronto.
Bayonne Deciduous Tree Worshippers Holy Bark Fellowship.
Who=s Who in the Galaxy.
Nobel Prize (declined).
Nobel Peace Prize (declined).
New England Journal of Medicine
Plant and Soul Science
Quinsey, V.L. (1997). The scientific scandal of the century: Watson and Crick stole my data! Sleazedale, N.J.: Self Promotion Press.
Quinsey, V.L. (1998).(Ed.). The Wundt Papers. Kingston, Jamaica: Hemp Products Inc.
Skilling, T., Beninger, R. & Quinsey, V.L. (1993). Differences between mice and men are solely attributable to measurement error. Nature, 135, 3017-3019.
Harris, G.T. & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). Severity ratings made by a representative sample of Barrie residents of C.Psych. font size misdemeanours in comparison with number of underage clients slept with. Psychology Kollegy Newsletter, 1005, 277-290.
Jones, G.B. & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). One born every minute: Bamboozling research ethics committees. Transactions of the Philosophical Society, 200, 1-39.
Atkinson, J.L., & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). Unlimited liability of Day Care Board Members. Canadian Law, 32, 81-85.
Jones, G.B. & Quinsey, V.L. (1994). Was he on my caseload? Unlimited liability of Forensic Directors. Journal of Paper Coverage Insurance, 20, 16-17.
Lalumiere, M.L., Seto, M. & Quinsey, V.L. (1995). Don=t be last: Euthanasia and later born males. Asymmetry, 69, 112-118.
Varney, G.W., & Quinsey, V.L. (1995). Teaching staff to deescalate violence: Mace in the face when they=re turning blue. Journal of Real Gentle Restraint Techniques and Ammo, 12, 125-137.
Atkinson, J.L. & Quinsey, V.L. (1996). Creative bookeeping and neutralizations among former Day Care Board Members. Prison for Women Journal, 12, 16-32. (distributed by Corcan).
Lieb, R., Berliner, L., & Quinsey, V.L. (1996). Not so bad: A three day followup of released sexual predators. False Memory Syndrome Bulletin, 46, 8-20.
Theresa, M., Diana, L., & Quinsey, V.L. (1996). Compassion fashion: Ergonomically designed carewear. Toronto Sun, 15, 20-22.
Quinsey, V.L. (1998). Straight up: Heterosexuality among the ATSA. American Anthropologist, 32, 125-133.
Rice, M.E., Harris, G.T., Quinsey, V.L., & Cormier, C. (1998). Old wine in older bottles: Recycling the VRAG for shut-ins. Gerontology, 99, 7-11.